Her name is Noel, 
I had a dream about here, 
She rings my bell, 
I got gym class in half an hour; 
Oh how she rocks in Keds and tube socks, 
but she doesn`t know who I am; 
And she doesn`t give a damn about me.
 
Chorus
Cause I`m just a teenage dirtbag baby. 
Yeah I`m just a teenage dirtbag baby. 
Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me. 
Ooohoo Hoo Hooooooo
 
Her boyfriend`s a dick; He brings a gun to school 
and he`d simply kick 
my ass if he knew the truth; 
He lives on my block; 
He drives and I rock; 
But he doesn`t know who I am 
and he doesn`t give a damn about me.
 
Chorus
 
Oh yeah, Dirtbag; 
No, she doesn`t know what she`s missing.
Oh yeah, Dirtbag; 
No, she doesn`t know what she`s missing.
 
Man I feel like mold; 
It`s prom night and I am lonely; 
Lo and behold, she`s walking over to me; 
This must be fake; 
my lip starts to shake; 
How does she know who I am; 
and why does she give a damn about . . .
 
I`ve got two tickets to Iron Maiden baby; 
Come with me Friday, 
don`t say maybe, 
I`m just a teenage dirtbag baby like you . . . 
Ooohoo Hoo Hooooooo
 
Oh yeah, Dirtbag; 
No, she doesn`t know what she`s missing.
Oh yeah, Dirtbag; 
No, she doesn`t know what she`s missing