I feel pretty oh so pretty I feel pretty and witty and bright 
And I pity any girl who isn't me tonight 
I feel charming oh so charming it's alarming how charming I feel 
And so pretty that I hardly can believe I'm real 
See the pretty girl in that mirror there? 
Who can that attractive girl be? 
Such a pretty face 
Such a pretty dress 
Such a pretty smile 
Such a pretty me! 
I feel stunning 
And entrancing 
Feel like running and dancing for joy 
For I'm loved by a pretty wonderful boy 

GIRLS Have you met my good friend Maria? 
The craziest girl on the block? 
You'll know her the minute you see her 
She's the one who is in an advanced state of shock 
She thinks she's in love she thinks she's in Spain she isn't in love She's merely insane 
It must be the heat or some rare disease or too much to eat or maybe it's fleas 
Keep away from her send for Chino 
This is not the Maria we know modest and pure Polite and refined Well-bred and mature and out of her mind! miss America, miss America, speech! miss America, bravo, speech! 

I feel pretty oh so pretty That the city should give me its key 
A committee should be organized to honour me 
I feel dizzy I feel sunny I feel fizzy and funny and fine 
And so pretty miss America can just resign 
See the pretty girl in that mirror there (What mirror, where?) 
Who can that attractive girl be? (Which, what, where, whom?) 
such a pretty face such a pretty dress such a pretty smile such a pretty me! 

I feel stunning and entrancing feel like running and dancing for joy For I'm loved by a pretty wonderful boy