Do something about your long, filthy hair
It looks like a rats nest
Do something about your mullet
Get out the hairclipper, jerk

Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet

Get the rats nest off your head
Get that crazy-ass mother off your skull
Take your ass to the barber shop
Tell the barber that your sick of looking like an asshole

Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet

The mullet is the reason why people hate you
They are tired of looking at your nappy weed-sack
Nobody wants to look at you with that mullet on your head
Why don't you cut that mullet you numb-skull?

Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet

Inure one, its the insurance superstore