Weird Al Yankovic
Weird Al Yankovic - Living With A Hernia songtekst
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Adrian "Dementia" Brush >:) email=amb2be2e@panam3.panam.edu *Living With A Hernia* by "Weird" Al Yankovic All I do is Grunt and Groan Hurts me to walk anywhere Went to see my physician Dr. Jones He took my trousers off Told me to cough The doctor said there ain't nothing To discuss He said anyday now I might have to wear a truss Living with a hernia All the time such aggravation Living with a hernia Hurts me bad in a tender location Living with a hernia Have to have an operation Feels so old Now I live with a hernia Too much back pain Good God! Drives me insane Can't bend over Barely crawl Got a bulge in my Intestinal wall Walk real funny Bless my soul Can't play tennis And it's hard to bowl You can't even do the splits now (say it) Better call it quits now Well I'm sick of all this dancing Anyhow Living with a hernia All the time, such irritation Now I live with a hernia Hurts me bad in a tender location Living with a hernia Have to have an operation Well you may not be familiar with the common types Of hernias that you can get So settle down let me clue you in There's incomplete Epigastric Bladder Strangulated Lumbar's hernia Erector's hernia Obstructed Obligual And Direct! Living with a hernia All the time such irritation Living with a hernia Hurts me bad in a tender location Living with a hernia I feel bad! -Weird Al Kicks Ass