[telephone dialing]

Just eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Oh, eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Hi
This is Al
But you can call me "Weird", as is "Weird Al"
"Weird Al" Yankovic

I'm not home right now
So feel free to come over and go through my refrigerator
Well, I guess you gotta find my house first

Anyway, like I was saying, I'm not home right now
So stay on the line until I return

OK, well, that might be a while, so I tell you what
I'll patch you through to my favorite radio station, how's that
It'll keep you totally entertained
It's Kidstar 1250, radio just for kids, and it goes something like this

[beep]