Elmo's got a gun
Elmo's got a gun
Big bird's on the run
Ernie's dialin' 911
What made Elmo snap,
Was he tired of big bird's crap?
They said when Elmo was arrested
They found Oscar headless in the trash
I hear that Gordon's really running
Now that elmo's got a gun,
The street's never gonna be the same.
Elmo's got a gun
Elmo's got a gun
Grover's head has come undone
Sesame street's not real fun -

You want me to walk around sesame street
Without a bulletproof vest?
Forget about it!