Cheerios, Apple Jacks, Cheerios

Did you know Froot Loops fit in your nose

I may be just a simple guy

But just the thought of Corn Flakes makes me high



Cheerios, Cocoa Puffs, Cheerios

Makes me want to take off all my clothes

I love them dearly, and that's how it goes

Cheerios, Apple Jacks, Cheerios