[parody of "my sharona" by the knack]

Goin' to the market nowmarket now.

I'm the city's biggest bologna buyer.

Walkin' down the shopping aisleshopping aisle

Filling up my basket with oscar meyer.



Never gonna stopeat it up

Such a tasty snack.

I always eat too muchand throw up

But I'll soon be back

For my-my-my-y-y woo!



M-m-m-m-m-m-m-my-my-my-y-y woo!

M-m-m-my bologna.

M-m-m-my bologna.

M-m-m-my bologna.

M-m-m-my bologna!