Achy Breaky Song
(parody of "Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray)
New Lyrics by Al Yankovic

A
You can torture me with Donnie and Marie
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You can play some Barry Mantiloe

Or you can play some shlock like New Kids on the Block
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Or any Villiage People song you know

Or play Vanilla Ice, hey you can play him twice
				    E
and you can play the BeeGees anyday

But Mr. DJ please, I'm begging on my knees
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I just can't take no more of Billie Ray


1st chorus

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Don't play that song.  That Achy Breaky song
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The most anoying song I know

and if you play that song, that Achy Breaky song
		           A
I might blow up my radio.   Hooooo


2nd verse

You can clear the room by playing Debbie Boone
Or crank your Abba records until dawn
Oh, I could even hear Slim Whitman or Zamfair
Don't mind a Yoko Ono marathon
Or play some Tiffany on 8 track or CD
Or scratch your fingernails across the board
Or tie me to a chair, and kick me down the stairs
Just please don't play that stupid song no more


2nd chorus

Don't play that song.  That Achy Breaky song
You know I hate that song a bunch
And if you play that song,  that Achy Breaky song
It might just make me lose my lunch.    Hoooooo


3rd chorus

Don't play that song.  That Achy Breaky song
I think it's driving me insane
Oh, please don't play that song, that irritating song
I'd rather have a pitchfork through my brain.

(repeat 1st Chorus)

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