The sea is foamin` like a bottle of beer 
The wave is comin` but I ain`t got no fear 
I`m waxin` down so that I`ll go real fast 
I`m waxin` down because it`s really a blast
I`m goin` surfin cuz I don`t like your face 
I`m bailin` out because I hate the race of 
Ratts that run Round and Round in the maze 
I`m goin` surfin`, I`m goin` surfin`! 
You take your car to work 
I`ll take my board 
And when you run out of fuel I`m still afloat 
My buddies and their honies all come along 
They seem invincible as they surf along 
The sea is rollin` like a thousand pound keg 
We`re goin` surfin`, we`re goin` surfin! 
All along the undertow is strengthening its hold 
I never thought it`d come to this Now I can never go home