I?m a mountain

how did they get that lady on tv
laughing so naturally
for a wal-mart ad
is it not as bad as I thought?

there's a woman sending poisonous mail
and they caught her
now she's sittin' in jail
while the weather station
forecasts hail from the tropics

oh, I spent the day in a shopping mall
through the biggest storm of the century
I?m a mountain
I?m a mountain like you said to be

the sportsman's got a double chin
don't listen to me in this state I?m in
saying things about people that I don't know
well it's just that way when you get hurt
and the things you need you're made to work for
you must decide if you will die or grow

oh, I spent the day in a shopping mall
through the biggest storm of the century
I?m a mountain
I?m a mountain like you said to be

oh, I spent the day in a shopping mall
through the biggest storm of the century
I?m a mountain
I?m a mountain like you said to be

I?m a mountain
I?m a mountain like you said to be