[studio version appears on "The Pod"]

Stu's back on stage, ladies and gentlemen, Stu!
Ha ha ha ha!
We got Stu back!
Reggaejunkiejew!
I know... I know how you feel
You want your jew
He's doin' hard time, fuckin' federal petenen- penitentiary
Uh oh

Pork roll egg and cheese on a kaiser bun
[repeat throughout background of song]

I met her at the Living Earth Show
She crossed the room, the lights sank low
We're together, she really digs me -- she fucks me
Who could think I could be so happy?
When I'm cold, I know she's keepin' me warm
We're together, she really digs me -- she fucks me

She's in my arms, she's in my heart, yeah
Pins and needles up and down my spine
We're together, she really digs me now
She fucks me, she fucks me
She fucks me

She fucks me
Right on

She fucks me, D.C.
On the downlow
We love you, D.C.