When you've had your fun, and your work is done, you must not
Succumb
I can feel you breathe, it's like a mega-wedgie inside,
Please don't hide

So mom, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese
If you please, on a kaiser bun
Mom, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese
If you please, on a kaiser bun

When the guavas drained, Eddie Dingle remains
But we must further ourselves on
So dynamic is life, staring into the sights
Not right, but wrong in a good way

So mom, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese
If you please, on a kaiser bun
Mom, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese
If you please, on a kaiser bun

When you've had your fun, and your work is done, you must not succumb
I can feel you breathe, it's like a mega-wedgie inside,
Please don't hide

So mom, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese
If you please, on a kaiser bun
Mom, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese
If you please, on a kaiser bun
Mom, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese
If you please, on a kaiser bun

Kaiser bun
Pork roll egg and cheese
(Zzzz... eeezz...

(Applause and cheers)
- Thank you!
- ...thank you!