Well I broke my nail on your coffin lid

Trying to get to the beauty within

Oh yeah, you're gonna be mine



Digging a grave while wearing a skirt

Asking for trouble, gonna get myself hurt

But its fine, you're gonna be mine



Let me wipe those maggots from your eyes

You make me warm and fuzzy inside

Now my wigs all frizzy

And I've got a run in my hose

Rigor mortis has been kind to you 

And left you in a sexy pose



Happily, I'm so happily ever cadaver

You're gonna be mine



This transvestite moves by moonlight

With six inch heels and a pink flashlight

Oh yeah, you're gonna be mine



I put you in the back of my Cadillac

Next to my lingerie and tire jack

Oh yeah, you're gonna be mine



Let me wipe those maggots from your eyes

You make me warm and fuzzy inside

Now my wigs all frizzy

And I've got a run in my hose

Rigor mortis has been kind to you 

And left you in a sexy pose



Happily, I'm so happily ever cadaver

You're gonna be mine



All right, dig 'em up

Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi

Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi

Alright 



Let me wipe those maggots from your eyes

You make me warm and fuzzy inside

Now my wigs all frizzy

And I've got a run in my hose

Rigor mortis has been kind to you 

And left you in a sexy pose



Happily, I'm so happily ever cadaver

You're gonna be mine