Artist: Webb Wilder

Title: The Olde Elephant Man

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He be came the toast of old London town

Because a pachyderm slapped his momma down

well thats what give him the brand

of the ole elephant man



Oh, Lord, how could you be so cold

to dump all those blues on one poor soul

tell me Lord could you stand

to be the elephant man



He took a lick from the ugly stick

he made the people of London sick

he had the looks that could fry a toad

make a train take a gravel road



Well it became the rage of Victorian society

to have a monster come over to your house for a cup of tea

hell old Hank Lordenbaughmen   

didn't look like you and me



He took a lick from the ugly stick

he made the people of London sick

he had the looks that could fry a toad

make a train take a gravel road



He be came the toast of old London town

Because a pachyderm slapped his momma down

well thats what give him the brand

of the ole elephant man



Tell Me Lord could you stand 

to be the elephant man

the old elephant man