by an overzealous traffic cop.
He told her she could beat the rap
if he could beat the crap out of her.
And she said, "NO!"
"Yesterday, my lugs exploded.
Now the law wants me exploited.
Ten years ago I was anointed."
And that is when she stretched and pointed
to the place where lugs exploded.
On the ground her hub eroded.
Cops are mean
and now she knows it