I’m up to my ears in beer
And we all cheer
For the dumbest shit

What’s left when you reach the bar
So low it leaves a scar
As you trip over it
I dunno

Why am I here all alone
I have my plants my home
We made plans to give a dog a bone
Now I am my own

Three jeers for the people with
A sense of diligence
A firm grasp on time

We’ll stick with the plan for now
Pack up and leave town
When I can grow a spine
I dunno

Why am I here all alone
I have my plants my home
We made plans to give a dog a bone
Now I am my own

I’m sorry but I just
Couldn’t take myself
So seriously at all