Every day I get up in the morning and go to work
 And do my job whatever
 I need some
 Sentimental hygiene
 Everybody's at war these days
 Let's have a mini-surrender
 I need some
 Sentimental hygiene
 
 Everybody's had to hurt about it
 No one wants to go without it
 It's so hard to find it
 Sentimental hygiene
 
 Every night I come home exhausted
 From trying to get along
 I need some
 Sentimental hygiene
 Everybody's joining up to fight
 For the right to be wrong
 I need some
 Sentimental hygiene
 
 Some nights I drive my car
 Up and down the boulevard
 It's so hard to find it
 Sentimental hygiene
 
 Everybody's had to hurt about it
 No one wants to go without it
 It's so hard to find it
 Sentimental hygiene
 
 Some nights I drive my car
 Up and down the boulevard
 It's so hard to find it
 Sentimental hygiene
 Sentimental hygiene
 I need some
 Sentimental hygiene