I'm like Odo
I'm jelly
I got a slug in my belly
I can say "He's dead, Jim" like Deforest Kelly
I'm like Scotty when I party
Cause I need more time
To get with all of the honeys
At least 7 of 9
So give me Tranya
I'm on ya
And I'm gonna wrath of Kahn ya
You'll head now to Eden when I put my boot on ya
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah brother
Feel my tachyon
I'm on your ass like a pissed off Klingon
Warp core overload
Prime directive gonna make my dick explode
I'm like Kirk
I flirt with bitches not of this Earth
I've been killed so many times I should wear a red 
shirt
Gotta cock named Spock
My emotions in a jar
I go psycho every 7 years if I don't get to pon farr
So when I beam down
I put the ream down
A miser from Risa because I never spread the cream 
round
Like a Klingon with a hard on 
Captain never let me get my mother fucking thing on
Boy
Feel my tachyon
I'm on your ass like a pissed off Klingon
Warp core overload
Engage and enter your wormhole
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah brother
So if you want to cry havoc
And let slip the dogs of war
I can free my willie
Like I'm motherfucking Star Trek 4