Well I just got out of the bar about a little while 
agoI was looking for a place to eat but my mind was 
working kind of slow
So I drove around till I found my destination about 
3:25
I was to tired to sleep and to drunk to drive
And now I'm at Denny's at 4 am
Writing these words on a napkin
And I'm not even sure what town I'm in
Denny's at 4 am
That grand slam breakfast is making me kind of sick
And I've noticed that a lot of Denny's managers look 
like Weird Al Yankovic
And the one who's walking toward my table is no 
exception
He's looking pissed cause the friends I'm with are 
smoking in the non-smoking section
At Denny's at 4 am
Writing these words on a napkin
And I'm still not sure what town I'm in
Denny's at 4 am
Except stare at this bright yellow menu

I wish I hadn't ordered that goddamn grand slam
Denny's at 4 am
Nighttime is slowly turning into day
And I'm running out of things to say
So maybe this song won't win a Grammy
So maybe I should have ordered moons over my Hammy
At Denny's at 4 am
Denny's at 4 am
Actually now it's more like a quarter to 5
And that morning papers just arrived
So I better be getting back to my motel
The one with the sign outside that's got a burned out 
So I guess that makes it more like a mote
And the next time you're at Denny's really late at 
night
I want you to sing this song from note for note
Denny's at 4 am
Lenny's at 4 am
No, it's Denny's at 4 am
Denny's at 4 am