Some of them are hairy

Some of them are bald

Some are kinda scary

And this is what they're called...



Vagina!

(Vagina) (X2)

They call that thing vagina



Some belong to virgins

They're really tight and strong

But big or small, I love 'em all

That's why I sing my song



Vagina

(vagina)(X2)

They call that thing vagina



Some of them are smelly

Like clams, and fish, and such

Some smell like a summers' eve

'Cause they've been douched too much



Vagaina

(vagina)(X2)

They call that thing vagina (X2)



Nothing could be finer than to be in a vagina in the morning