I was stranded on a planet,  Just me and Spock

 Ee met a nasty nazi alien who locked our asses up

 We found a hunk of crystal and a metal piece of bed

 We made a laser phaser gun and shot him in the head

 

 Bust a move, Tog

 

 I was standing on the bridge when Sulu came to me

 His eyes were full of tears he said "Captain, can't you see

 the ship is gonna blow do something I beseech"

 I grabbed a tribble and some chewing gum and stopped the warp core breach

 

And I say,

Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish

Thats the way we do things, lad, we're making shit up as we wish

The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us

'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up

 

And though he's just a child, and some think him a twit

Wesley is the master when it comes to making up some shit

He's the guy you want with you when you go out in space

Now if only he could beam those pimples off his face

 

 And if you're at a party on the starship Enterprise 

 And the karaoke player just plain old up and dies

 Set up a neutrino field inside a can of peas

 Hold on to Geordi's visor and sing into Data's knee

 

And I say

Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish

Thats the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish

The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us

'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up

 

 Sisko's on a mission to go no bloody place 

 He loiters on a space station above Bajoran space

 The wormhole's opened up and now they come from near and far

 We'll keep the booze but please send back the fucking Jem-hadar

 

 What is with the Klingons, remember in the day 

 They looked like Puerto Ricans and they dressed in gold lame

 Now they look like heavy metal rockers from the dead 

 With leather pants and frizzy hair and lobsters on their heads

 

And I say

Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish

Thats the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish

The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us

'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up

 

Well, I was stuck on Voyager, pounding on the door

When suddently it dawned on me I've seen this show before

Perhaps I'm in a warp bubble and slightly out of phase

'Cause it was way back in the sixties when they called it "Lost in Space"

 

 We were looking for a way to make the ratings soar

 So we orchestrated an encounter with the Borg

 Normally you'd think that that would get us into shit

 But this one has a smashing ass and a lovely set of tits

 

And I say

Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish

Thats the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish

The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us

'Cause if we find we're in a bind we're totally screwed but nevermind

 We'll pull something out of our behinds, we just make some shit up