A Minotaur's my butler, a Cyclops my valet

A Centaur draws my chariot that takes me down the way

Through a river made of fire to a street that's paved with bones

I got a dozen zombie skeletons to walk me to my throne



In the land of the dead

Heck boy, ain't it grand?

I'm the overlord of the underworld

Cause I hold Horror's Hand

In the land of the dead

I'm darkside royalty

I'm far renowned in the underground

And you can't take that from me



Whoa! (whoa) Whoa! (whoa) Whoa! (whoa)

Oow! Oow! Oow! Oow! Oow!



Cerberus my lap dog is loyal as can be

My bed is made of skulls; I'm in the lap of luxury

I've got a Dragon's Blood jacuzzi; the Gorgons think it's cool

And a seven-headed Hydra livin' in my swimmin' pool



In the land of the dead

Heck boy, ain't it grand?

I'm the overlord of the underworld

Cause I hold Horror's Hand

In the land of the dead

I'm darkside royalty

I'm far renowned in the underground

And you can't take that away from me



No you can't take that from me