(Dodgey laugh) Welcome to my lair.Hell is just like 
heaven but more evil, evil, e-e-e-evil,
The underworld governed by a supernatural freak.
Moo-cow, moo-cow burn the moo-cow,
Moo-cow, moo-cow burn the moo-cow.
Oh my god it's cow,
Oh my god it's cow again,
Oh my god it's cow,
Oh my god it's cow again.
My darkness is that of hell,
For the grunge cow met his demise,
It a'int no book but it has pages,
What the ____ am I saying?