Well I say, Well I say one thing

And then it ends up another

And I can't be bothered

‘cause today

Well it could be the first

But then it could be the worst

‘cause I heard my parents fucking



I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Bet you don't know what your parents do

Oh-o-oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Everyone knows that their parents screw oh-o-oh



Yeah



Late one night, woke up to get some water

But I heard my parents trying for another daughter

Didn't think, my Dad could still get it up

But from the noises they were making someone was sure getting fucked



And I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Bet you don't know what your parents do

Oh-o-oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Everyone knows that their parents screw oh-o-oh



I guess the proper time has come to say “I am very proud of you son”



Yeah, yeah, yeah, what's wrong with you?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, is something new?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, Gran likes it too!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, When I'm that old I'm gonna do it too!



When I was watching the tele

I looked up at Dad's shelf and saw some KY Jelly

Well the thoughts, well they weren't a lot fun

When you get the funny feeling mummy takes it up the bum.



I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Bet you don't know what your parents do

Oh-o-oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Everyone knows that their parents screw oh-o-oh



Well I guess, It's ‘cause I'm them I'm here

But before I go on, I should make one thing clear

How could they, ever put me through this

‘cause seeing your parents fucking, is worse than drinking piss



And I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Bet you don't know what your parents do

Oh-o-oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Everyone knows that their parents screw oh-o-oh

[repeat until end]