I tried to call up Mr. ignorant

The secretary said he'd gone to lunch

So I'm metting Mr. arrogant

To introduce him to my one inch punch



He's been working hard all day

Working very hard avoiding phone calls

He's been busy doing nothing

Busy busy doing nothing at all



The front page photo story had a price

But he knew it paid to advertise

Now he's bought the good reviews

He's gonna hype it on the airwaves too



He couldn't even play or sing

He had no real talent for anything

Still you wait for the opinion

Of a conceited failed musician



Sitting in his chair all day

Polishing his own enormous ego

An over paid piece of nothing

But he wouldn't spend a second with you