Florida, Florida, the redneck riviera
Florida, Florida, there's no more pathetic place in 
America
yes a man must make unpopular decisions, surely from time 
to time
and a man can only stand what a man can stand
it's a wobbly volatile line
Florida, Florida, the water table is fucked
Florida, Florida, there's no more perfect place to give 
it all up
a man must take his life in his own hands
hit those nails on the head
and i respect a man who goes to where he wants to be
even if he wants to be dead
Florida, Florida, its a tropical paradise 
Florida, Florida, theres no more perfect place to retire 
from life