Let me tell you a story, I know how strange it may sound 
Still only a school boy 'bout the age I strted to play around 
Sex to me was for grown-ups and condoms we blew 
up with air 
Fate changed me forever, opened up my eyes to the 
world 

(What's going down) You know that everybody's 
looking at me 
(What's going down) It's strange to see 
(Funky Little Lady) A Juke box baby 
(Funky Little Lady) Sweet as a child 
(Funky Little Lady) She's driving me crazy 
(Funky Little Lady) She's driving me wild 

Her skin was darker in color, sweet scented and rich 
She had a style luke a lady, no hidden desires of a bitch 
Her signs went unnotices, casual smiles in the streets 
One day she called me over, she said: 
"Close your eyes, here's a treat" 
 
(What's going down) You know that everybody's looking at me 
(What's going down) It's strange to see 
(What's going round) And now everybody's pointing at me 
(What's going round) It's new to me 
(Funky Little Lady) A Juke box baby 
(Funky Little Lady) Sweet as a child 
(Funky Little Lady) She's driving me crazy 
(Funky Little Lady) She's driving me wild