I'm sorry, but your cats just freak me out

And the four of us don't fit in your apartment.

You like my accent, and I got drunk with your dad

And his best friend with a gun strapped to his ankle.



You fit me perfectly

So in the chorus,

I'll sing what it's like to be



Going out and laughing at nothing,

Drinking, kissing, pushing and shoving,

Staying in bed till we get sore

Calling in sick, so we can lay there

You and me, it's you and me.



Come to Europe, you can see where I come from

When we get out of bed, you can meet my sister.

I really like you. Yeah, I really fucking do

It's a good thing we both know that it's a good thing.



You and me perfectly fit the chorus

So I'll sing what it's like to be



Going out and laughing at nothing,

Drinking, kissing pushing and shoving,

Staying in bed till we get sore

Calling in sick, so we can lay there.

You and me it's you and me.



Going out and laughing at nothing,

Drinking, kissing, pushing and shoving,

Staying in bed till we get sore

Calling in sick, so we can lay there

You and me, it's you and me.