Now baby doll, sweetie pie, sugar plum, honey bun, angel face
You know you better be good
And act like a true fine lover should
Be careful what you say and do
'Cause Santa Claus is watchin' you
(He's everywhere, he's everywhere)

You better kiss me and hold me tight
And gimme good lovin' every night
'Cause you'll be sorry if you make me blue
'Cause Santa Claus is watchin' you
(He's everywhere, he's everywhere)

Well you may think you can sneak around
And get away with somethin' but there ain't no way
'Cause Santa's no fool, he's really super cool
He's the secret head of the CIA
If and crime don't pay
(You can't do nothin' 'cause you're never alone)
(He's even got a wiretap on your phone)

So baby if you ever do me wrong
Break my heart and leave me alone
When Christmas comes, you'll be cryin' too
'Cause Santa Claus is watchin' you
(He's everywhere, he's everywhere)

Oh, every Christmas Eve
He climbs on his sled full of toys
With the dual exhausts, side mirrors, fox tails
Mud flaps and leopard skin seat covers
And spreads Christmas cheer to all good little girls and boys

And he say "On Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen
On Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen
On Bruce and Marvin and Leon and Cletus and George
On Bill and Slick and Dooright and Clyde and Ace and Blackie
On Queenie and Prince and Spot and Rover"

Where's Rudolph?
He's on a stakeout at your house
You can run, you can hide, but you can't get away
Got binoculars focused on you every day

So baby if you ever do me wrong
Break my heart and leave me alone
When Christmas comes, you'll be cryin' too
'Cause Santa Claus is watchin' you
(He's everywhere, he's everywhere)

Yeah, Santa Claus is watchin' you
(He's everywhere, Lord have mercy!)
Santa Claus has got his eyes all over you baby
It's over for you, you better watch out, hoo!
Look out there, Santa Claus is peepin' around the corner at you

You're in deep trouble, you know dat?
He's wise to you baby, you go sneakin' around here
You ain't gonna get away with it, you understand
I'm mean, you got to be true blue, through and through
Or Santa's gonna git you!