September '85 I was 47 inches high

 mom said by Christmas I would have

 A badass mother G.I. Joe

 for your little minds to blow

 I still got beat up after class

 

 Now I'm big and important

 one angry dwarf

 and two hundred solemn faces

 are you

 If you really want to see me

 check the papers and the T.V.

 Look who's telling who what to do

 Kiss my ass goodbye

 

 Don't give me that bullshit

 you know who I am

 I'm your nightmare little man

 Vic you stole my lunch money

 made me cry.

 Jane remember second grade

 Said you couldn't stand my face

 Rather than kiss me you said 

 you'd rather die

 

 Now I'm big and important

 one angry dwarf 

 and two hundred solemn faces

 are you

 If you really want to see me

 check the papers and the T.V.

 Look who's telling who what to do

 Kiss my ass goodbye

 

 You'll be sorry one day

 Yes you will, yes you will

 you shouldn't push me around

 cause I will, yes I will

 you will be sorry when I'm big

 yes you will, yes you will

 you will be sorry

 

 Now I'm big and important

 one angry dwarf 

 and two hundred solemn faces

 are you

 If you really want to see me

 check the papers and the T.V.

 Look who's telling who what to do

 Kiss my ass goodbye

 

 kiss my ass kiss my ass goodbye now

 kiss my ass kiss my ass goodbye now

 september '85