Had it all figured out: the story
Had groupies in your bed
Had the studio booked for recordings
And the video in your head

Oh, you're so damn incredible
Oh, each move is a strike
Oh, you're so irresistible
Go, get a life!

This is your show, you're playing all by yourself
No one is listening, except for your neighbours
And they really hate the music you play
'Cause you're part of the band that never existed

Sent the cd's to all the agents
But there was nothing to hear
Booked a limo for the red carpet
But the doorman said: "no"!

This is your show, you're playing all by yourself
No one is listening, except for your neighbours
And they really hate the music you play
'Cause you're part of the band that never existed

Oh, you're dreaming your life away
Oh, you're missing the glow
Oh, you're not irresistible
Go, go get a life!

This is your show, you're playing all by yourself
No one is listening, except for your neighbours
And they really hate the music you play
'Cause you're part of the band that never existed

This is your show, you're playing all by yourself
No one is listening, except for your neighbours
And they really hate the music you play
'Cause you're part of the band that never existed
The band that never existed
Never existed