That's the way that we relax



English Breakfast tastes like Darjeeling

But she's too cute to even ask



Blake's got a new face (Blake's got a new face)



Nastiness will cause your doom

Turn and walk back to your room



The precedent's already set now

You spend a week in Old San Juan



Spanish brownstone with chairs of leather

And Spanish waves to roll along



Majesty's not overheard

Cryptographs can't stand the word



Oh your collegiate grief has left you dowdy in sweatshirts

Absolute horror!