I've heard it all before
 I don't need no gypsy
 I don't need no crystal ball
 Since you started messin' round on me darlin'
 Now the phone's ringing off the wall
 And everybody says it's so
 I got a broken heart comin' and they want me to know
 And I've heard it all
 I don't need a crystal ball.

 I got a lady across the hallway
 I got another one way across town
 All the people at your birthday party
 You should hear the way they're puttin' me down?
 It seems the whole world's out to spy
 It's like the CIA meets the FBI

 And I've heard it all
 I don't need a crystal ball
 Well I've heard it all
 I don't need a crystal ball
 Well I've heard it all
 It ain't no surprise to me

 I don't watch no television
 I don't read the daily news
 I'm afraid if I listen to the radio
 I'll hear about the latest things you do
 I don't want no explanation
 Nothin' you could say could be a revelation
 And I've heard it all
 I don't need a crystal ball