[EMD]

Shut up and sit up as I wet up the set-up

If you don't like it, punk, get out or get up

Do whatever you wanna do, suck on a lollypop

I'm like the breakball, this is the last stop

I made, the dribbles and dodgin the puppets

Whoever standin in my way is a culprit

On tape, I rape the women with rap

And in the near future their babies will clap

To a sequel that's equally soothin like Nitequil

I know that you thought that I lost it but I will

Keep on producin rhythms even better

If you really love them, then write me a letter

I'm better than best, I'm above all the rest

I can be reached at the fan club address

That's the driving force that encourage me

No rapper worries me, they can't discourage me

I remained since my arrival

Believe in myself and believe in survival

My rappin is edible, sweet like bonbons

I'm ridin the bassdrum to stay in the top-top

Just when you think I'm runnin out of breath

I bounce back with a rap - doubly def

The Educated Rapper's verses will stifle you

Scavengers, novice rappers, you're trifle, you

Haven't the slightest idea how much I ruffle

Your conscience, your insides, I watch you hustle

I don't just talk to be talkin

I don't bop it anyway to be walkin

I just try to be me, E

The only E, - E.M.D.



[Kangol Kid]

Yeah boy, that's my boy E.M.D., Educated Most Definitely

But right about now Kangol is in effect

And I'ma talk to my man Mixmaster Ice

Now check this out

You know that UTFO's all about talkin about young ladies, right?

Right about now we gon' talk about this young lady around the neighborhood, alright?

And this young lady, she is def

Fly, firm, dope, youknowmsayin?

She - yo, she's correct, youknowmsayin?

Now Ice, I want you to tell everybody here how bad this young lady is

Tell em right about now, Ice

[Mixmaster Ice cuts up]

[Run-D.M.C.] (Bad meaning bag, but bad meaning good)



Yeah boy

Now when Ice say a young lady is bad, she is definitely bad, youknowmsayin?

Ice, you see any bad young ladies in the audience?

(Yeah)

Like I thought, homeboy

But back to the young lady, alright?

Check this out

She couldn't stand still for nothin

She was always on the (go)

I mean she would (go) from one guy to another

And then she'd (go) from that guy to another guy

And if there was a whole bunch of guys in the room

Ice, tell me what this young lady would do

(Go) (go) (go) to him 

(Go) (go) then to him 

[as Mixmaster Ice cuts up "go"]

Then to him, to me, my man B-Fyne, E, Doc, everybody

(Go) (go) (go)



Now you fellas are probably thinkin that eh -

It's kinda hard to get this young lady, right?

But let me tell you: 

All you gotta do to this young lady is whistle

[Mixmaster Ice scratches a whistling sound]

And check this out, she's so much on a mission

She'll walk by you and wait for you to whistle

On a serious tip

She'll even hear you if you whistled under water

[Mixmaster Ice makes the whistling sound as if under water]



Back to the ladies

Let me tell you a little somethin

I've seen my man Mixmaster Ice in action

And when my man whistles ladies just cold go nut, youknowmsayin?

Ice, show them what I'm talkin about

[Mixmaster Ice scratches]



But eh - back to the original story, alright?

[as Mixmaster Ice scratches]

Now the young lady I was tellin you about, I ain't tell you her name

But eh - well eh - we call her Technic

Cause she be makin moves, youknowmsayin?

But yo, my man Ice, he video-taped what him and this young lady did, alright?

It was like a movie with Ice in it

Check this out

Started with one finger - two fingers - three fingers - four

His whole hand disappeared, you couldn't see it no more, youknowmsayin?



Now you ladies is gonna like this

My man's wrist disappeared, up to his forearm

Then he started illin with his elbow, serious, with his elbow like this

[Mixmaster Ice scratches]

With his elbow!



Now I know some of you young ladies out there goin, "Euwww, that's gross!"

But you gon' love this

After his arms got tired

All we heard was

[Chuck D] (How low can you go?)

Let me tell you how low he went

My man put his lips against Technic and started illin like this

[Mixmaster Ice scratches]

With his lips!

Ice, was it good?

(Really fresh)

Word em up, boy

Ice is definitely the deejay that the ladies can relate to