[CD]
Nowadays you can't even get your foot in the door
Of the record industry unless you're a whore
15 year old loose lesbian quarter dressed
They're meant to sell us music, not just sleazy sex
But all that matters these days is the mother-fucking money
Entertainment's lost it's buzz now they've sold all the honey
And what's funny is the honey is starting to be a bore
Sick of silicon filled whores, on the leaflets through my door

These fake-ass stars ain't happy just doing music
Give them celebrity status, and watch them abuse it
It seems the last thing on these gold-diggers mind's
Are the melodies, or the beats or the quality of the rhymes
If I was their teacher I'd make them do a million lines
"Commercializing music is just a fucking crime"
A waste of time
And we know it's time
If they looked for talent entertainment would be just fine

[CD & Jed]
(Chorus:)
Nah, nah-nah, nah-nah
Nah nah naah, nah-nah, nah-nah,
Nah nah nah

[Jed]
I just can't understand these silly little bitches
Having implants and then posing for pictures
Not me! I don't want people staring at my tits
All I wanna do is make lots-a-hits - SINGLES!
Move over bitch, make way for this chick
Who doesn't have to suck no corporate dick
I'm slick, and hip and I ain't gonna trip
I get respect cos if I don't - I'll flip…

…Out on ya ass, and show you that it's true
I don't need magazines to tell me what to do
And you won't see me in one showing off my skin
Telling every girl that she has to be thin
Watch your weight, don't be late, Double-date, don't hate,
Cheesey horoscopes might determine your fate
Bullshit, we're all individual people out there
Besides how many guys even notice your hair??

[CD & Jed]
(Naah naah Chorus)

[CD]
Money buys the honey, 'cause the honey's want the money,
But now it's just not funny, when all that's left is honey,
But the honey makes the money, 'cause the money's buying honey,
Entertainments watered down this way and now it's fucking runny

[Jed]
Watered down to fuck and it's flowing like a river
It's sticky and it's cold and it makes me sort of shiver
Music should be down-to-earth, I don't know what's the deal
We're not all fucking barbies so we gotta keep it real

[CD & Jed]
(Final chorus:)
Keep it real, real, real
Keep it real, keep it real, keep it real, it real
Keep it real (x2)