Mom and Dad don't like the clothes I wear

Don't like my friends, don't like my music or my colored hair



Will Smith was right when he was still the Prince still Fresh

I'd give up both of my dumb parents for a Jazzy Jeff



EVERYBODY'S AGAINST ME



My piss, your ears: they're gonna become friends

If you don't give me the chance to give my side of defense



It's like I'm Scott Baio in Charles in Charge

Always getting blamed for stupid things that stupid people do



EVERYBODY'S AGAINST ME



Urine a Your ears

Feces a Your mouth

The next time that I'm singled out



EVERBODY'S AGAINST ME

[Repeated several times]