(Verse)
I got twenty pretty women lounging ‘round my swimming 
pool
I got foreign young records on my jukebox too
I got party liquor flowing like a river to the sea
I got a fish ball plum full of car keys
(Chorus)
Anything goes
Out on my patio
It all goes, daddy-o
Out on my patio
(Verse)
I got a card game going with the chief of police
I got the deed to his house and his Cadillac keys
Well his wife's a getting drunk and she's a starting to 
flirt
Well she ain't too pretty but she just might work
(Chorus)
Anything goes
Out on my patio
That's right
It all goes, daddy-o
Out on my patio
(Interlude)
My patio's got everything that a swinging bachelor 
could ever need
A roulette wheel and a wet bar fully stocked for my 
friends and me
(Verse)
Well the governor's swimming naked with the girls in 
the pool
I said “about my conviction…?” he said “I'll see what I 
can do”
Well the whole city council has passed out in the yard
‘Cause the mayor of the town's mixing drinks at the bar
(Chorus)
Anything goes
Out on my patio
That's right
It all goes, daddy-o
Out on my patio