Over in Kenosha, where the Ramblers grew
They had themselves one tough old crew
And Friday nights, when the week was done
They liked to have a little fun

It's Friday night at the Evergreen Bar
Picking out a tune on my old guitar
When you walk through the door, you don't make no noise
Or you'll go dancing to the tune of the Rambler boys

Buy him a drink,  Jim, set him up right
'Cause the Rambler boys are hot tonight
And they like their music loud and strong
They plan to stay here all night long

It's Friday night at the Evergreen Bar
Picking out a tune on my old guitar
When you walk through the door, you don't make no noise
Or you'll go dancing to the tune of the Rambler boys

A couple old "jocks" from the high-school team
Busting in the back door, acting mean
Laughing at the music and making noise
And cracking jokes about the Rambler boys

It's Friday night at the Evergreen Bar
Picking out a tune on my old guitar
When you walk through the door, you don't make no noise
Or you'll go dancing to the tune of the Rambler boys

Grab him by the neck, Jim, out through the door
It don't pay to make the Rambler boys get sore
Out in the back lot and down on their knees
Begging Jim, "Don't hurt us please."

It's Friday night at the Evergreen Bar
Picking out a tune on my old guitar
When you walk through the door, you don't make no noise
Or you'll go dancing to the tune of the Rambler boys

Just what happened I never could tell
But I know those boys were scared as hell
And they never came back to the bar again
The Rambler boys just sit and grin

It's Friday night at the Evergreen Bar
Picking out a tune on my old guitar
When you walk through the door, you don't make no noise
Or you'll go dancing to the tune of the Rambler boys

Over in Kenosha, where the Ramblers grew
They had themselves one tough old crew
And Friday nights, when the week was done
They liked to have a little fun

It's Friday night at the Evergreen Bar
Picking out a tune on my old guitar
When you walk through the door, you don't make no noise
Or you'll go dancing to the tune of the Rambler boys