Caviar comes from a virgin sturgeon
Virgin sturgeon’s a very good fish
No good sturgeon wants to be a virgin
That’s why caviar’s a very rare dish

I fed caviar to my boyfriend
He was a virgin tried and true
Now my virgin needs no urging
There isn’t anything he won’t do

I gave caviar to Da Vinci
When his painting was a joke
Now I have become his muse
And his fame it grows with every stroke

Caviar comes from a virgin sturgeon
Virgin sturgeon’s a very good fish
No good sturgeon wants to be a virgin
That’s why caviar’s a very rare dish

I gave caviar to the blacksmith
A fine young strap and man was he
Fire ... from morn' 'til evening
Now his fire burns for me

I gave caviar to my landlord
He fed it to his wife to be
Now they’re never in the tap room
And I get all my drinks for free

Caviar comes from a virgin sturgeon
Virgin sturgeon’s a very good fish
No good sturgeon wants to be a virgin
That’s why caviar’s a very rare dish

I gave caviar to the yeomen
Fed it to them in a row
Now my favorite game to play is
Eeney meeney miney mo

God gave caviar first to Adam
Then the devil gave some to Eve
Sowed their seed in the garden of Eden
Felt so good they had to leave

Caviar comes from a virgin sturgeon
Virgin sturgeon’s a very good fish
No good sturgeon wants to be a virgin
That’s why caviar’s a very rare dish

I gave caviar to my grandpa
He’s a gent of ninety three
Shrieks and squeals revealed that grandpa
Had chased grandma up a tree

I gave caviar to the bishop
He was such a lazy sod
Now he keeps me up all night
On our knees with cries to God

Caviar comes from a virgin sturgeon
Virgin sturgeon’s a very good fish
No good sturgeon wants to be a virgin
That’s why caviar’s a very rare dish

My daddy was a lighthouse keeper
He’d have caviar with his tea
Had three children with a mermaid
Two were fishes, one was me

I gave caviar to the fishwife
She recognized it right away
Fed it to her lazy husband
Now they’re fishing night and day

Caviar comes from a virgin sturgeon
Virgin sturgeon’s a very good fish
No good sturgeon wants to be a virgin
That’s why caviar’s a very rare dish

I gave caviar to my rooster
I gave caviar to my cow
Now my barnyard sure looks funny
All my cows have feathers now

Every living thing will do it
Without making lots of fuss
When they do it they don’t rue it
So my darling, why not us?

Caviar comes from a virgin sturgeon
Virgin sturgeon’s a very good fish
No good sturgeon wants to be a virgin
That’s why caviar’s a very rare dish

That’s why caviar’s a very rare dish