We hate it when our friends become successful 

We hate it when our friends become successful 

Oh, look at those clothes 

Now look at that face, it's so old 

And such a video ! 

Well, it's really laughable 

Ha, ha, ha ...



We hate it when our friends become successful 

And if they're Northern, that makes it even worse

And if we can destroy them 

You bet your life we will 

Destroy them 

If we can hurt them 

Well, we may as well ... 

It's really laughable 

Ha, ha, ha ... 



You see, it should've been me 

It could've been me 

Everybody knows 

Everybody says so 

They say : 



"Ah, you have loads of songs 

So many songs 

More songs than they'd stand 

Verse 

Chorus 

Middle eight 

Break, fade 

Just listen ..."