She's probably in a Bentley 

showing off her new fake boobies 

tryin' to break into the movies 

with some producer 

who seduced her 

with some sushi and cologne 



She's probably down on Sunset 

doin' all the things that she ain't done yet 

with some actor she calls Hector 

man I wish he meet Phil Spector 

and he'd ask to take her home 



She's lovin' Californ-i-a 

she loves the beach 

she loves to party everyday 

Pina Coladas on the sidewalk in L.A. 

ever since she went away 

I hate California 



Maybe she's livin' in a commune 

dancin' with Hippies under the moon 

it's all free love, weed and patchouli 

and there's a guru named Visuli 

and he's doin' her for sure 



Maybe she's scummin' some big rap star 

drinkin' pink Cosmos at the Sky Bar 

those Hollyweirdos with their tofu, avocado 

I bet she think she won the lotto good for her 



She's lovin' Californ-i-a 

she loves the beach 

she loves to party everyday 

Pina Coladas on the sidewalk in L.A. 

ever since she went away 

I hate California 



I think I seen her on TV 

last night on TMZ 

with the pretty people on parade 

she's sellin' Scientology with John, Tommy and Katie 

man I guess she's really got it made 



She's lovin' Californ-i-a 

that string bikini and the sunshine on her face 



She's lovin' Californ-i-a 

she loves the beach 

she loves to party everyday 

Pina Coladas on the sidewalk in L.A. 

ever since she went away 

I hate California