Creamed-up kitten screaming for her next injection 
Dead dog in the driveway - protein for infection 
The most exclusive restaurants have a few uninvited 
divers 
Don't worry if you're under age - they've special schemes 
for minors 
Caesar's Palace blues 
You lost your shirt on your last hand, you nearly sold 
your shoes 
You came up tumps last weekend so you've got to pay your 
dues 
Cards fall, faces change, Cat's cunning shows 
Same rules still apply, either way you lose 

Lovers on the carpet, Cupid's dream for certain 
But there's always someone hiding right behind the hotel 
curtain 
They've cameras in the casino and bugs under your bed 
But all the gold in Vegas couldn't bring old Caesar back 
from dead. 
Caesar's Palace blues 
Caesar's Palace blues