Verse 1

My superstars were laced up tight

And all the sinners were gathered in white

The pearly gates were opened up wide

And the Lord must have seen me with his big red eyes

So I stepped out to the clouds

The holy father was getting down

And as I ordered a round of drinks

He said I got a little story tell me what you think:

Chorus

Moses used to sniff the lines

Noah used to rock the boat sometimes

Mary used to get undone

Jesus rode a Harley Davidson

Verse 2

All the angels were gathered around

Leather boots and lace night gowns

And one started to kiss my feet

She said the Lord got a red light on at every street

Chorus (X2)

Verse 3

My superstars were laced up tight

And all the sinners were gathered in white

The pearly gates were opened up wide

And the Lord must have seen me with his big red eyes

Chorus (X2)