[Andy Cooper Dizzy Dustin):]
... We going do it like this
Fresh out of the box breaking out like the smallpox
We're spreading it's harder to handle than Otis Redding
Getting ready for the inevitable to arrive
(Ugly Duckling in the place and we kicking it live!)
I put my cats claws on the glass jaws of jerks
With the Windex like Mike to wipe away the smirks
The beat is powerfully packed piped for rap addicts
Combustible but we're adjustable like craftmatics
Wacky style inventor like Professor Keenbean
Nope, I don't need a cigarette, know what I mean?
And it's incredible how every syllable tells you the story
Of how I give lost rooms life from my laboratory
But at the same time I murder many at line
There's more I keep control coming out of my mind
You'll know the words like girls singing "I Will Survive"
Andy Cooper rock the microphone is all the way live

[Chorus:]
Check one-two... with the rapping
Ha ha ha ha, now who's laughing?
Needle to the record... with the scratching!
Ha ha ha ha, now who's laughing?
Check one-two... with the rapping
Ha ha ha ha, now who's laughing?
Needle to the record... with the scratching!
Ha ha ha ha, now who's laughing?

[Andy Cooper:]
We rock fresh from the Loch Ness to the Abominal Snowman
To outlast a hater with updated?
Cooling my face behind my back to talk jive
Dizzy Dustin on the microphone is all the way live

[Dizzy Dustin (Andy Cooper):]
I last for eons and light the night like neons
While you blow hot air like an AC with no? on
I click on to the? and like the "mantis" I "pray"
While my radioactive contrive the gamma rays
I know the ropes like Sugar Ray
I never hesi-tate and turn a heavyweight into Screech (Into Screech?)
Cause I'm the mack like Zack Morris and you're a?
Lost so I'm kicking with a force like Chuck Norris
But futhurmore (What?) I'm bring the rain to the soil
And you stand stiff as if you need (Oil!)
I got the heart to the play the part, word to wiz
"Nobody Beats The Diiiiiiz"

[Chorus:]
Check one-two... with the rapping
Ha ha ha ha, now who's laughing?
Needle to the record... with the scratching!
Ha ha ha ha, now who's laughing?
Check one-two... with the rapping
Ha ha ha ha, now who's laughing?
Needle to the record... with the scratching!
Ha ha ha ha, now who's laughing?

Ha ha ha ha, now who's laughing?
Ha ha ha ha, now who's laughing?
Ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha, now who's laughing?