DIZZY: Einstein
 ANDYCAT: Was a kid
 DIZZY: With a bid
 ANDYCAT: He had some 1200's inside his crib
 DIZZY: And an MPC, under his sheets
 ANDYCAT: To make beats, accomplishing incredible feats
 DIZZY: While other kids played games like Chinese checkers
 ANDYCAT: Rod pounded the pavement to find these records he used
 DIZZY: He makes hits with the flick of a wrist
 ANDYCAT: Einstein's taking off
 DIZZY: Let me put it like this
 There's not a Benadryl pill that could stop the itch
 Or a scratch when my DJ gets up in the mix
 He grips the cross fader with his nimble fingertips
 And flips it back and forth, no transform switch
 ANDYCAT: And the needle never skips?
 DIZZY: Well it did one time,
 When a fan got hype and bumped the tables from behind
 EINSTEIN: So please give me some room when I'm going for mine
 DIZZY: Einstein's taking off
 ANDYCAT: Take off Einstein


 (HOOK: Young Einstein on the turntables)
 When it gets to the end, tell him do it again!.....
 When it gets to the end, tell him do it again!....
 Young Einstein....don't try to play me.....
 I like to make funky beats and record 'em....
 The scratch....th-th-the scratch...
 We'll be on top....so long!...
 Young Einstein....don't try to play me.....
 I like to make funky beats and record 'em....
 The scratch....th-th-the scratch...
 I got two great partners standing by me....


 ANDYCAT: Take the freeway from Canada to TJ
 And I know that you won't find another DJ
 DIZZY: Slash
 ANDYCAT: Super record digger
 DIZZY: Slash
 ANDYCAT: Drum major
 DIZZY: Slash
 ANDYCAT: Producer
 DIZZY: Slash
 ANDYCAT: Ugly Duckling making a splash
 He lifts loops from the original LP's
 Would never think of sampling a beat break CD
 And when we come to do your show, turn off the DAT's
 Save 'em for those other acts, Einstein's got the wax
 For the turntables, he'll reverse it, scratch,
 Cut it in half......and reattach it
 And keep it spinning from the beginning to the duration
 when (Young Einstein) is in (deep concentration)
 Yo Diz!
 DIZZY: Wassup?
 ANDYCAT: We almost didn't tell 'em
 How Rod explores record stores like he was Magellan
 DIZZY: Searching for the beats only he can find
 ANDYCAT: Einstein's taking off
 DIZZY: Take off Einstein


 (HOOK