"I got two things to tell you 'bout my girl

Two things to tell you 'bout my girl

One, leave her alone

Two, leave her alone

'Cause if you don't

They'll be looking for your bones



And I might be stuck in a cell

But you'll be burnin' in hell



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'Cause I'm a jealous man

With my jealous plans and my

Jealous hands that bring me down

Jealous man



I got two to tell you things to tell about these bars

Two things to tell you about these bars

One, they leave me alone

Two, I'd sure like to go home



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I got two things to tell you about this rope

Two things to tell you about this rope

One, it's gonna help me cope

Two, ain't got no more hope

So I'm forming a noose

'Cause I got to cut loose



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When the guard opened the door

My feet weren't touching the floor

And I ain't jealous no more

Cut me down bury me

'Cause I'm jealous"