(Monoxide Child)
I should have knew she was a freak by the way she walked
And when i talked to her it was like she necer got caught
To this day she sweared to god it wasn't shit
And that she straight up just tripped and fell up on a fat dick
I know i been around the block a few times
So i really didn't mind that her mouth had some stretch lines
She had me thinkin im a straight up mack
When in fact, im just another who can hit it from the back
And attack her intestinal track and leave a puddle of smack
Down the middle of her pimpled ass crack
And then smack i had to give that bitch a black eye
Because the pussy just don't feel right din't know why
I thought i was the shit and had this all on lock down
Come to find out that my girl's just a cock-hound
I couldn't deal with it, i had to bail out quick
Because that bitch just love something strange dick

(Chorus x2)
She said I'm the only one
...Said I'm the only one
...Said I'm the only one
FUCK YOU!!

(Shaggy 2 Dope)
What up yo freaky freak tantelizing tender?
Ain't seen you in a week and you know I'm on the tether
Whatever. I'm free at 3:45, remember?
I'll call you 'round 8 o clock and we can get together
Damn, now this bitch she could do a thing or two
Grabbed my meat and did the electric boogaloo
Awww shit, what the fuck she did?
Had my nuts kick-steppin and me wang did the jig
That ain't shit, check it out homie
Pulled my wallet out my pocket and checked my I.D.
For sure, just to make sure it's me
And I'm a Michiganny coming straight from the D
We dicked it up, we dicked it down
I hit it from the back, she gave me ridges around
But fuck all that, instead i gave her a call
*Fucking* Paul?

(Chorus x2)
She said I'm the only one
...Said I'm the only one
...Said I'm the only one
FUCK YOU!!

(Jamie Madrox)
Son of a bitch
This bitch got big ol' hickeys on her neck
And dick on her breath
Tryin to kiss me talkin bout "Hey Boo"
What the fuck is wrong with you? (Dumb Bitch!)
You could've brushed your teeth after licking his balls
You could've had the decency to give me a call
I was worried like a mother fucker hoping you were straight
While you were sucking and fucking some strange trouser snake
I thought I was the only python in your thong, bitch
That's the same pussy that i put my fuckin tongue on to it
Exactly how long has this been happening?
You goin around and me just for action
What am I? Some kind of dumb lame fuck?
Or just another dick in your butt?
Say somethin
Were you trying to crush my heart just for fun?
It was my fault for thinking when I thought I was the only one

(Chorus x2)
She said I'm the only one
...Said I'm the only one
...Said I'm the only one
FUCK YOU!!