Smoking hydro, feeling fine, slow sipping on wine, wine, yeah, ghetto wine 
Hydro, yeah, should of been told ya, living proof soliders, winos 
So come and light the spliff dawg and it better be that hydro 


Now all these people wanna smoke some weed with Twiztid 
And see if we really smoke that's all that's listed 
From bubblegum to super skunk, 1 to 5 
I even smoked a little bit of some shit they called the beehive 
I been to Europe and made Amsterdam cry 
Cause me and Madrox straight smoked them hoes dry 
I'm like fuck Cheech, Cheech don't even hit the bong 
And I've did 30 days from drinking cleanall with Tommy Chong 
I shot a movie with the guy from Halfbaked 
He didn't smoke, but he was funny 
So I guess he's only half fake 
So rake those seeds out your weed 
I'm not smoking that shit that you're about to roll up 
To me, don't even look potent 
And I ain't choking of them stems and seeds 
And why does everybody say they smoke more weed than me? 
It's not a race it ain't no contest 
Winner roll the weed up 
Think about that and keep the treat up 


From the chronic to the green ass weed with no seeds 
To the boogie that'll make a motherfuckers lungs bleed 
Smoke down in the car cant breathe everybody wanna smoke with me 
To the dawgs with the pre-rolled blunts in the air bumping this like we don't care 
Dirty piss violated again I'm in the system and I just cant win 


Twiztid's gonna get ya 
Twiztid's spliff that is the mission 
What we hitting is that chronic weed 
Quickly to split your gone 
Have you tripping coughing, laughing long 
Better go around and get you some 
Roll it in a blunt, or we could rip it from a bong 
It's the potent that can keep me up 
And help me keep my rhyme in focus 
I'm in this hocus pocus like there's magic in every puff 
It's magic to the man to handle it if you can 
If you ain't put in on the weed, you ain't smoking, understand? 
I gives a damn about a so to so rudey lovers love to play 
Store the weed you got on stage and makes sure its the purple haze 
No need in holding back, gonna spend the extra money 
Split the philly up the middle, go on and lace it with that honey 
So we can burn slow 
So we preserve smoke 
Cause you know we love to blow smoking on that hydro 


From the chronic to the green ass weed with no seeds 
To the boogie that'll make a motherfuckers lungs bleed 
Smoke down in the car cant breathe everybody wanna smoke with me 
To the dawgs with the pre-rolled blunts in the air bumping this like we don't care 
Dirty piss violated again I'm in the system and I just cant win 


One puff and it blows ya head off, second puff you're set off 
The third, toking shit on your chest ya wanna let off 
Pass the joint, pass the point of being tore down 
I'm so high that my heartbeats starting to slow down 
Fingernails are roach clips for gormet smoking 
Smashed up glass pieces slash my whole face open 
I'm zoning and I don't feel a thing 
I probably won't recall a single things that's happening 
My medicine is sold by the dope man 
Quarters and halves, and big boys and Q.P's that come with fat price tags 
How much are ya spending? Whatever it takes to get 
Rid of these headaches and shakes make no mistakes 
I come with green for the green, an even exchange 
No money for a bag of brown backyard boogie 
I get so high that you would have to rip me out of the sky 
For the feeling that the real green provides 


From the chronic to the green ass weed with no seeds 
To the boogie that'll make a motherfuckers lungs bleed 
Smoke down in the car cant breathe everybody wanna smoke with me 
To the dawgs with the pre-rolled blunts in the air bumping this like we don't care 
Dirty piss violated again I'm in the system and I just cant win