[D. Snider]



So, you need the service of a man

I can do what any grown man can

Oh, you think I look like a little boy

Don't be fooled, I've got a deadly toy



I'm a lady's boy and I'm a bundle of joy

Well, I'm a wayward child, I'm a lonely boy



Now listen here

Flesh and hot, my wares aren't hard to sell

See my hips, I sure can use 'em well

You want me to fill your mind's desire

Submission and love will douse your fire



[CHORUS:]



I'm a lady's boy and I'm a bundle of joy

Well, I'm a wayward child, I'm a lonely boy

A lady's boy and I'm a bundle of joy

Well, I'm a thing of love, I'm a deadly toy



Aah, suck it



[Solo - Eddie]



Oh, you think I'm far too young to do

I will show you things you never knew

I see you squirm, your palms begin to sweat

Don't resist, you'll love me hot and wet

Feel my power to put you in a whirl

Oh, woman maybe, to me you're just a girl



[REPEAT CHORUS]



A deadly toy, a deadly toy, aah



Aah, won'tcha come up and see me some time